don't sit down..

break a mirror, roll the dice
run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight
go into business with a grizzly bear
but just don’t sit down cause i’ve moved your chair

find a well known hardman and start a fightwear your shell suit on bonfire night fit them a circular hole with a peg that’s squarebut just don’t sit down cause i moved your chair

bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
kung-fu fighting on your rollerskates
do the macarena in the devil’s lair
but just don’t sit down cause i’ve moved your chair